Here’s a list of quotes related to sex which are fun to read… They belong either to famous or rich people or to ordinary people.
“I wish you could last as long in bed as you do in an argument…”
“Damn right I’m good in bed… I can sleep for days…”
“Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m using my hand but I’m thinking of you…”
“If you think I am TOO BIG for you, then I assume you don’t have the proper equipment for the job
anyway…”
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“If men saw the crazy positions women get into to shave their legs, they would demand kinkier
sex…”
“My ideal body weight, is yours on mine…”
“I COULD TOTALLY GO FOR SOME YOU RIGHT NOW…”
“Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can’t tell anyone about…”
“Sex is emotion in motion…”
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“I licked it… So it’s mine!”
“Men wear the pants, but women control the zipper…”
“I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination…”
“If masturbation is wrong, then I don’t want to be right…”
“You can either lie back and let it screw you, or you can get on top and ride the hell out of
it…”
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“sex is like pizza… When it’s good it’s good and when it’s bad it’s still pretty good!”
“My sex life is a Ferrari… I don’t have a Ferrari!”
“Can I have you for breakfast in bed today?”
“I am 99% angel but… oh that 1%…”
“Drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy…”
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“Nobody dies from lack of sex. It’s lack of love we die from…”
“My sexual preference is OFTEN…”
“I don’t understand decaf. It’s like sex without the sex…”
“Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good
hand…”
“When I am with you the only I want to be is CLOSER…”
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“I’m a lover not a fighter… Unless you like it rough!”
“You can stay but your clothes must go…”
“Dear guys who say condoms are uncomfortable… I’ve heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable
too…”
“If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side…”
“You mustn’t force sex to do the work of love or love to do the work of sex…”
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“Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!”
“Sex relieves tension – Love causes it…”
“I think I could fall madly in bed with you…”
“Women should be allowed to be as hardcore and sexual as we want, because men do it all the
time…”
“Men are like beer… Some just go down better…”
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“Sex is like money… Only too much is enough…”
“Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics…”
“The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off…”
“Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I’m tired…”
“Shopping is better than sex. If you’re not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for
something you really like…”
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