Here’s a list of quotes related to sex which are fun to read… They belong either to famous or rich people or to ordinary people.
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“An intellectual is a person who’s found one thing that’s more interesting than sex…”
“Sex at the age of 90 is like playing billiards with a rope…”
“Programming is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite…”
“I’m standing naked before you… Don’t you want more than sex?”
“Fifty percent of life in the NBA is sex… the other fifty percent is money…”
“Fast sex, like fast food is cheap, but it doesn’t nourish the body or the soul…”
“Sex is a body-contact sport. It is safe to watch but more fun to play…”
“Sex is not sinful, but sin has perverted it!”
“Sex is good for about two years… and then you need love…”
“Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage!”
“Winning is like sex. The more you do it the more you like it…”
“Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right!”
“I tell you, my wife likes to talk during sex. Last night she called me from a motel!”
“I’m a bisexual; I get it maybe twice a year…”
“At certain times I like sex – like after a cigarette…”
“My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on!”
“Sex is like money – Even when it’s bad, it’s good!”
“I’m a sex addict. It’s my cross to bear. It’s a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything!”
“This is serious business; sex, violence and rock and roll…”
“My head hurts. We can’t have sex. (Said no man ever!)”
“Women have to be in the mood for sex. Men just need to be breathing…”
“Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing…”
“Men want success and sex. Women want everything…”
“MY wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive!”
“Love is nothing but sex misspelled!”
“Sex is a big question mark. It is something people will talk forever…”
“Tell a man that you hate him and you’ll have the best sex of your life. Tell him you love him and you might never see him again…”
“Sex is like sandwiches, there has to be something in between…”
“If sex is dignified it’s not being done right…”
“Nymphomaniac: A woman as obsessed with sex as an average man…”
“The best time of day for sex is anytime because it’s sex!”
“Masturbation is to sex as philosophy is to science…”
“There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge…”
“Sex is the joining of two bodies; Love is the joining of two souls…”
“The only way to really have safe sex is to abstain. From drinking!”
“If men saw the crazy positions women get into to shave their legs, they would demand kinkier
sex…”
“My ideal body weight, is yours on mine…”
“I COULD TOTALLY GO FOR SOME YOU RIGHT NOW…”
“Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can’t tell anyone about…”
“Sex is emotion in motion…”
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